you let the HAPPY SHIBE kiss you on the mouth! ew SHIBE BREATH\n\nthe HAPPY SHIBE turns into a BEAUTIFUL PERSON\n\n"~ welcome to home ~"\n\n"i am the last of the WERESHIBES"\n\n"wow ~ such legacy"\n\nyou have made a new friend for life!!!!!\n\n[[THE END!|CREDITS]]

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no kisses for the SHIBE, too bad. you now can leave safely\n\nwow ~ such boring\n\n[[THE END!|CREDITS]]

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the FOUR-POSTER BED has a down comforter on it and seems very warm and inviting\n\n<<if $inv.indexOf("FLUFFY PILLOW") gte 0>>you think the bed would be very comfortable with your nice FLUFFY PILLOW and place it on the bed<<endif>>\n\nyou want to get into bed and [[SLEEP]] <<if (not $furinears)>> but you hear barking\n\n<<display "BARKING">><<if $step gte 15>>\n<<display "BARKING">><<endif>>\n\n<<if $inv.indexOf("CLUMP OF FUR") gte 0>>\nyou consider putting the [[CLUMP OF FUR IN YOUR EARS]]<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n<<set $step = $step + 1>>\n[[« back|BEDROOM]]\n

~ woof ~ woof ~ woof ~

<<set $furinears = true>>\nwow ~ such jeanious\n\nyou put the fur in your ears like a champ!\n\n<<set step = $step + 1>>\n[[« back|FOUR-POSTER BED]] \n

you pick up your FLUFFY PILLOW and swing it playfully at the SHIBE\n\nthe SHIBE is shocked but starts pawing at the air playfully\n\nyou have turned the FEROCIOUS SHIBE into a HAPPY SHIBE\n\n[img[http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7209/6857647894_f93da891a6.jpg]]\n\nthe HAPPY SHIBE tries to kiss you\n\n[[KISSES]]\n[[NO KISSES]]

you wake up to the sound of muffled growling. a ferocious SHIBE is staring back at you\n\n[img[http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8475/8121414926_83e9bca60b.jpg]]\n\ndo you:\n\n<<if $inv.indexOf("SHIBE TREATS") gte 0>>[[USE SHIBE TREATS]]\n<<endif>>\n<<if $inv.indexOf("BOOK ABOUT SHIBES") gte 0>>[[READ BOOK ABOUT SHIBES]]\n<<endif>>\n<<if $inv.indexOf("FLUFFY PILLOW") gte 0>>[[PILLOW FIGHT THE SHIBE]]\n<<endif>>\n[[RUN]]

BEWAR OF SHIBE

you are in a rustic KITCHEN with an old noisy refrigerator\n\n<<if $inv.indexOf("SHIBE TREATS") lt 0>>there are small [[SEALED BAGS]] on the counter<<endif>>\n\n<<if (not $furinears)>>you hear barking\n\n<<display "BARKING">><<if $step gte 15>>\n<<display "BARKING">><<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n[[« back|HOUSE]]\n<<set $step = $step + 1>>

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you pick up a clump of fur from the baseboard\n\n[img[http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3078/3121296634_8cc56ec3c1.jpg]]\n\n<<if $inv.indexOf("CLUMP OF FUR") lt 0>><<set $inv.push("CLUMP OF FUR")>>\n\ngot CLUMP OF FUR<<endif>>\n\n[[« back|HOUSE]]\n<<set $step = $step + 1>>\n

this is a well used leather LOVE SEAT. the pile of [[PILLOWS]] make it impossible for you to sit down comfortably\n\n[[« back|LIVING ROOM]]\n<<set $step = $step + 1>>\n

you try to run away from the SHIBE\n\nyou fail and you feel the SHIBE's teeth sink into your leg. \n\nas you faint you realize OH NO this was a WERESHIBE; you are doomed to live through a CYCLE OF SHIBEDOM\n\n<<if $inv.indexOf("SHIBE TREATS") gte 0>>but at least you have SHIBE TREATS!\n<<endif>>\n\n[[THE END!|CREDITS]]\n

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you open the BOOK ABOUT SHIBES and read the SHIBE EMERGENCY SECTION\n\nFIRST DON'T GIVE THEM TREATS, THEY WILL GET ANGRY\nSECOND, DON'T RUN!\nTHIRD, HAPPY SHIBES ARE MADE BY PILLOW FIGHTS!\n\n[[« back|SHIBE ALERT]]

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you open the bag of SHIBE TREATS and toss some down to the SHIBE\n\nthe SHIBE eats them angrily and growls up at you\n\n<<set $inv.splice($inv.indexOf("SHIBE TREATS"),1)>>\n\n[[« back|SHIBE ALERT]]

! BEWAR OF SHIBE\n!! by [[Mx A. Matienzo|http://twitter.com/anarchivist]]\n\nwritten APRIL 2013 for 1st International Shibe Twine Jam\n\nCLUMP OF FUR picture by [[derfian|http://www.flickr.com/photos/derfian/3121296634]]\n\nPILLOWS picture by [[BarbaraLN|http://www.flickr.com/photos/46097950@N02/6248462654/]]\n\nTREATS picture by [[_tar0_|http://www.flickr.com/photos/_tar0_/5135098566/]]\n\nFEROCIOUS SHIBE picture by [[Alaskan pup|http://www.flickr.com/photos/sandy_01/8121414926/]]\n\nHAPPY SHIBE picture by [[_tar0_|http://www.flickr.com/photos/_tar0_/6857647894]]\n\n[img[http://i.creativecommons.org/l/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/80x15.png]]This work is licensed under [[Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States License|http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/]].

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Mx A. Matienzo

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